ok goodnight yall
Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
mypussytight asked: OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU SHADING I WANNA KNOW BAE
the skunk aka “our favorite adult spokesperson for pampers and #2 who should be committed”
When I am upset I remember that the college I’m attending has the mascot of a gamecock, and that all throughout the state, homophobic straight white men will sometimes don hats, coozies, and shirts which just say “COCKS” across the front in big bold letters
"The Nutcracker Witch. Its nature is self-sufficiency. Its gallant form, which once split many nuts, is now useless. Without any other purpose, this witch’s last wish is her own execution. However, a mere decapitation will not clear away the witch’s sins. This foolish witch will forever remain in this realm, repeating the procession to her execution."
"The Nutcracker Witch. Her nature is self-sufficiency. Her teeth are showing, her skull is melted, and her eyeballs have fallen out. A promise is the only thing that pitifully planted in that head which can no longer crack any nuts, but within the husk of the awakened witch is the distinct form of a magical girl. Her servants shamefully refer to that thing as a good-for-nothing."